Beth Frey

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Benefactor Application

Name:

Contact info (email, fax number, nearest telegram office etc)

Do you have a sizeable amount of income?

Yes
No

Do you have a sizeable amount of glamour and/or intrigue?

Yes
No

Have you recently gained a sense of your own mortality and realized the importance of writing a last will and testament in the near future?

Yes
No
I'm immortal

Do you have a country home on a lake/on a cliff overlooking the sea/nestled away in the Rhodope mountains?

Yes
No
I own property on the moon.

If you were to provide financial gifts to a talented young artist, would you also take her to places like the opera or on a cheese-tasting tour in the Cheeselands?

Of course!
Monster truck rally
Purple

Have you ever been involved with international espionage?

Yes
No

Note: it is not required to divulge any top-secret information to me.... yet.

Tell me some juicy government secrets.

Do you own any of the following?

Jaunty hat
Opera gloves
Monocle
Mars Rover

In 50 words or less, give your own definition of “no strings attached”:

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Thank you for your interest. Unsuccessful benefactor applicants are still eligible for the role of simple patron or anonymous donor, or you can just buy some art or something.

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